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Old 05/18/2015, 18:58   #751
 
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Old 05/20/2015, 11:02   #752
 
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Old 05/21/2015, 17:05   #753
 
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Wenn die Wehrmacht in Stalingrad so hartnäckig wie die ‪#‎GDL‬ gewesen wäre, hätten wir den Krieg gewonnen...\(._. )/
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Old 05/24/2015, 16:46   #755
 
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Wenn die Wehrmacht in Stalingrad so hartnäckig wie die ‪#‎GDL‬ gewesen wäre, hätten wir den Krieg gewonnen...\(._. )/
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Old 05/29/2015, 11:53   #756
 
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Wie lange braucht ne Türkin um den Müll rauszubringen?
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Old 05/29/2015, 20:35   #757
 
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Als ich meiner Freundin gesagt habe, dass ich eine Affāre hatte, ist sie total expIodiert!... (-.-")
  
Im Nachhinein bereue ich es, eine MusIimin genommen zu haben...
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Old 05/31/2015, 22:50   #758
 
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Ein Arbeiter fällt vom Baugerüst und stirbt an seinen Verletzungen. Der Chef des Unternehmens schickt seinen Vorarbeiter zur Frau des Verunglückten, um sie zu informieren. Als dieser zurückkommt, trägt er einen Kasten Bier auf der Schulter. “Wo hast du das Bier her?”, will der Chef wissen. Der Vorarbeiter erklärt: “Als die Frau die Tür öffnete, sagte ich zu ihr ‘Guten Tag, Witwe Maier!’ Sie meinte ‘Ich bin doch keine Witwe!’ Da erwiderte ich ‘Wetten wir einen Kasten Bier?'”
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Pessimist: Das Glas ist halb leer... (-.- )
Optimist: Das Glas ist halb voll... (^-^ )
Realist: Das Glas ist zu groß... (._. )
Terrorist: Allahu Akbar! (○▪● )
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Lieber After Eight, als AIDS after.
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Old 06/04/2015, 19:03   #761
 
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Ich werde den Deohersteller verklagen... (-.-")
Von wegen “48h invisible”...(._. )
Man, haben die in der Damenumkleide geschrien...\(._. )/
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Wenn ein Schwarzer in den USA in einem zugefrorenen See einbricht, gibt es zwei Optionen...
Er ertrinkt oder wird wegen Einbruch erschossen...\(._. )/
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